Posts Tagged ‘conservation’

Earth to Humans: You’re Doing It Wrong.

April 24, 2012

Here’s my Earth Day article. You may notice it’s late. That’s because I didn’t realize it was Earth Day until a few hours after midnight when somebody said something dumb. Here it is:

The founder of a popular British festival has even said that he would consider powering the event on beer piss, should science find a way. Don’t laugh — human beings collectively produce around 6.4 trillion liters of urine a day, so an effective way of harvesting energy from this golden wonder-fuel might end our fossil fuel dependency overnight, as well as mitigating the effects of one more way we go about polluting the environment.

We do not produce 6.4 trillion liters of urine a day, even on a steady diet of coffee, alcohol, and the vague first-world boredom that leads to a bathroom break every half hour or ten games of Draw Something, whichever comes first. The 6.4 trillion figure is around 250 gallons of urine per person per day. If that were so, your urine would fill two midsize cars every week. At an average flow rate of 20 mL/sec, you’d have to pee for fourteen hours every day to get it all out.

That’s the dumb part – a silly gaffe. But there’s a stupid part, too. You can’t get more energy out of beer urine than you can get out of beer. You can’t get more energy out of beer than you can get out of beer plants. You can’t get more energy out of beer plants than you can get from the sunshine they absorbed. Processing your sunlight by way of a barley seeds, the digestive system of yeast, and a human liver is, as a thermodynamic strategy, piss poor.

Humans are not energy producers. Any energy we output came from our food and represents our bodies’ inefficiency. Only a fraction of the energy we eat can be reharvested, and the energy we eat is about one percent of the energy we use on all our gadgets and things. Measured purely by energy consumption, it’s as if every person in the US has 100 personal servants. Recapturing energy from our bodies is like realizing our 100 servants are too expensive, so we make one of them give us a percent or two of their wages back. That means we can only ever get a miniscule fraction of the power we need from any human activity – urination, generators inside exercise equipment, piezoelectric thingymabobbers in the floor, engines run on body heat, etc.

Even if you crush your enemies and drive them before you, the lamentation of their women will not provide much power.

Why bother, then? Why is there a dance club whose floor generates electricity for lighting as revelers hop around on it? Why don’t they just dance during the day?

Human-generated electrical power could make sense in special circumstances – charging your bicycle light with energy from the bicycle, for instance, but as a general plan it’s insane. The floor in that club is not about generating electricity. It’s very unlikely that the energy generated could ever recoup the cost of the installation – if you exercise for an hour, you’ll generate around a penny worth of electricity, and that’s with high efficiency. Instead, the floor is about advertising that it generates electricity.

This is what we’ve done with energy conservation – made it into a luxury item more about social signalling than ecological benefit. How many people, proud of their environmentally-conscious Prius, have any idea how much energy went into the car’s manufacture? How many of them drive it alone? (Though Prius owners may deny it, the car’s popularity is mostly about social signalling. For cars that come in gas-only or hybrid variants, the hybrids don’t sell well. If it’s not a hybrid-only brand, it’s a lot harder for people to recognize how environmentally-conscious you are.)

No one would tie a helium party balloon to a hippopotamus and say, “See? I did my part to help it fly!” Yet they feel just like that when they bring their own bags to the grocery store. On Earth Day, people turn their lights out for an hour. (Did that happen this year? Or is it some other day? Whatever.) If everyone turned all their lights out in their homes all the time, it would reduce power consumption in the US by about two percent.

The lights-out thing is symbolic, of course. It’s there to remind you of the importance of energy conservation, and to show other people you think energy conservation is important. The problem we’re facing is that everything is symbolic – our efforts at conservation are almost random, showing no systematic effort to focus on the big-ticket items, or even knowing what they are. How many cell phone chargers would you have to unplug to make up for the energy spent on one cross-country plane flight? Most people don’t know, and so most effort put into energy conservation is wasted.

Worse, if you’re conserving energy because you want the warm fuzzies associated with it, you get your warm fuzzies based on how much you inconvenience yourself and how much you show off, not on how much energy you actually save. You feel just as good about unplugging cell phone chargers as deciding to stay local on vacation. Our emotions have no sense of scale.

Even worse than that: when we talk about energy conservation and environmentalism, we’re largely bullshitting, and people pick up on that. That’s the thing with signalling to your tribe. It gets the other tribe pissed off. (And as we’ve learned, piss is not very productive.) The worst part about energy conservation and environmentalism is that they’ve been wrapped up into one issue and shipped off to the place where good debates go to die – politics.

If we could separate our conservation efforts from our warm fuzzies, we’d send out fewer of the pheromones that rile up political associations and drive out even the possibility reasonable discourse. Fewer news stories. Fewer buzz words and applause lights. More Sustainable Energy Without the Hot Air and The Azimuth Project. That is how you get a hippopotamus to fly.


Conservation of Momentum

February 20, 2009

Here’s something that’s in textbooks, but they tend to leave out lots of little bits and pieces, the way I used to when I made sandwiches for Arby’s one summer. Not that you’ll get the full story here, either. But you’ll get a more satisfying hunk of disgusting, gray, dampish meat clumps, and a little piece of metaphorical lettuce, too.

When two particles interact, Newton’s third law postulates

F_{12} = - F_{21},

where F_{12} means, “the force particle ‘1’ exerts on particle ‘2’.” This is useless knowledge unless you have some sort of interpretation of force. Force is defined by the second law

F = ma.

Someone once tried to tell me that Newton’s second law is not just a definition of force, but has some deeper meaning. I think they were lying because they wanted to seduce me. (No luck there, Grandpa!)

So Newton’s second law defines force, and is meaningless without some rules about what force should do. For example, if you say that a particle with absolutely nothing around to interact with must have no force on it, you’ve said something about force and now Newton’s second law can step in. In this case it says

0 = ma

so that a free particle does not accelerate. (That’s Newton’s first law. However, there are philosophical problems with such a conclusion. If there is nothing around for the particle to interact with, then how could you tell whether or not it’s accelerating?)

The third law, a rule about force, is lame without a definition of force. The second law, a definition of force, is lame without any rules. They were made for each other, like rabbits and lawn mowers (but with less of those annoying screaming sounds). By combining Newton’s second and third laws for two interacting particles, we get

m_1a_1 = F_{21} = -F_{12} = -m_2a_2

By the transitive law

m_1a_1 = -m_2a_2


m_1a_1 + m_2a_2 = 0

and assuming that mass is constant

\int_{t_a}^{t_b}dt \left(m_1a_1 + m_2a_2\right) = \int_{t_a}^{t_b} dt*0 = 0

for arbitrary times t_a and t_b. Using the fundamental theorem of calculus and the definition

a = \frac{dv}{dt}


\left(m_1v_1(t_b) + m_2v_2(t_b)\right) - \left(m_1v_1(t_a) + m_2v_2(t_a)\right) = 0

again for arbitrary times t_a, t_b. What we’ve discovered is that if you take measure the quantity

m_1v_1 + m_2v_2

at any two times, you will always get the same answer. That quantity is called “momentum”, and the fact that it doesn’t change is called “conservation of momentum.”

We haven’t proved it to be true. Science doesn’t prove anything to be true. What we’ve proved is that it follows from certain assumptions. If we make some measurements and find that the “law” of momentum conservation doesn’t hold, there are a few possibilities that I can think of:

  1. We made a mistake with the measurements. Our apparatus is broken, or we did something dumb like converting units wrong, etc.
  2. Newton’s laws are wrong. They do not accurately represent the interaction of particles.
  3. We were not doing an experiment with exactly two particles. (That is the only situation for which we did the proof. Maybe the theorem failed because there was some third particle around that we didn’t see, or maybe the objects in our experiment were not particles, but instead more complicated composite things that are not bound by Newton’s laws.)
  4. The mass of the particles is not constant. (Remember that this was an assumption used in the proof).

Maybe you can think of other explanations. I can’t at the moment. But it turns out that these explanations can account for a lot of situations. Item (1) comes up frequently enough – it’s just a fact that people make misteaks.

Explanation (2) is sometimes correct as well; Newton’s laws aren’t true. Special relativity modifies them. General relativity pretty much scraps them (er, don’t quote me on that). In quantum mechanics, momentum is important, but no longer has an interpretation as mass*velocity. In fact it (mathematically) no longer has any “interpretation” – instead it is its own primary quantity, equally as fundamental to the theory as the concept of “position”. It even steals “position”‘s claim to the letter ‘p’. Momentum is nobody’s bitch.

Complication (3), that we aren’t using two isolated particles, arises in practice as well. There are obvious examples, such as everything. When I drop my spoon, it starts gaining momentum until it hits the floor, when it loses momentum. Then I pick it up and lick it clean, and its momentum bounces all around as I lick more and more violently. All this occurs because a spoon is not a system of two particles.

There are more interesting (but less tasty) examples where the “not-two-particles” explanation manifests. Take two charged nonrelativistic, non-quantum particles and let them interact. They won’t conserve momentum. The reason is charged bodies generate electromagnetic fields, and our assumption that the only things around are the charged bodies fails. The electromagnetic field can carry its own momentum, although technically in order to break the proof all it would have to do is exist. In another example, Wolfgang Pauli was thinking about another case in which momentum is not conserved – beta decay. He decided options (1), (2), and (4) were not for him, and instead guessed that beta decay must involve some previously-unseen stuff. That stuff is the neutrino.

Finally, explanation (4), that the mass is variable, is not something that occurs in practice to my knowledge, but it could. Of course, if a meteor shooting through space hurls off some of its rock-junk when it get near the sun and heats up, then the meteor’s mass decreases. But that doesn’t count because it’s not two particles, and also momentum actually is conserved in that situation if you consider the momentum of the space junk, the meteor, and the sun altogether. What I mean is that I’m not aware of any evidence that fundamental particles can have variable mass.

What if there are three particles? Can we prove that momentum is still conserved if we define momentum to be

p = m_1v_1 + m_2v_2 + m_3v_3?

No. We can’t because we could only prove anything by getting some knowledge about force from Newton’s third law. But Newton’s third law is only telling us the story for two lone particles. When there’s a third, all bets are off. However, there is another assumption that we usually take along with Newton’s laws, often implicitly. This is that forces add linearly.

Imagine conducting an experiment with particles 1 and 2, and no particle 3 around. Measure the force on particle 1. Now conduct a new experiment where particle 1 does the same thing it did before, but particle 2 is absent, and particle 3 is around doing whatever it wants. Again, measure the force on particle 1.

We assume that if we conduct a third experiment with particles 1, 2, and 3 all together, the force on particle 1 will be the sum of the forces in the first two experiments.

With this law that forces add linearly, we can prove momentum conservation for three particles. And if we assume forces continue to add in the simple manner for any number of particles, then momentum conservation also holds for any number of particles.

tomorrow: energy