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Empirical Determination of Who Sucks the Most

May 19, 2009

A while ago I asked how high above a lake Superman could drink through a straw.

My friend and I were wondering from how high an actual person can do it. The answer is, this high:

Warning: Possible side effects of the depicted activity may include headache, fatigue, and extreme sexiness.

Warning: Possible side effects of the depicted activity may include headache, fatigue, and extreme sexiness.

I’m hereby declaring Matt Kiesz, age 23, the new world record holder at the Superman Suck, with a height of 3.07m set on May 16, 2009 in Pasadena, CA. Challenges to this record will be both welcome and futile.

The straw was constructed from some tape and a bunch of shorter straws. We didn’t have any obvious problems with air gaps or collapsing straws, although there were a few bubbles in the tube.

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