I turn around and all the sudden my Facebook friends are getting excited about becoming 30-year old women. So in response to 30 Things Every Woman Should blah blah blah, here are some things a man should have and know before he turns 30.
Have
Something he’s good at (preferably marketable).
Some self-confidence.
Training in at least five ways to exterminate a zombie.
Know
How to eat well, exercise, and manage money.
Who his friends are.
Where the clit is.
I think that should pretty much cover it.
Arcsecond 
May 25, 2012 at 11:47 am
I can’t find the clit on google maps.
May 25, 2012 at 1:07 pm
I found your mom’s clit on google maps.
May 28, 2012 at 5:50 am
Hmm…there’s 5% or so of the male population for whom “knowing where the clit is” is of at most, purely academic interest.