I turn around and all the sudden my Facebook friends are getting excited about becoming 30-year old women. So in response to 30 Things Every Woman Should blah blah blah, here are some things a man should have and know before he turns 30.
Something he’s good at (preferably marketable).
Training in at least five ways to exterminate a zombie.
How to eat well, exercise, and manage money.
Who his friends are.
Where the clit is.
I think that should pretty much cover it.